1 00:00:01,471 --> 00:00:03,234 The story we are going to tell you takes place 2 00:00:03,259 --> 00:00:05,662 in the years of popular trains, of white phones... 3 00:00:05,833 --> 00:00:09,927 and of the lyre, which, not being divided into cents, 4 00:00:09,952 --> 00:00:14,022 it was always a lyre... 5 00:00:16,054 --> 00:00:19,199 Also then, as before, like today and like in the future, 6 00:00:19,224 --> 00:00:22,163 there lived a beautiful Cinderella who dreamed, 7 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:24,987 naturally, with marrying a Prince Charming. 8 00:00:25,012 --> 00:00:27,031 It is and will be a beautiful fable... 9 00:00:27,056 --> 00:00:28,829 Here's why... 10 00:00:54,230 --> 00:00:59,166 CRAZY WITH JOY 11 00:02:31,370 --> 00:02:32,371 Please... 12 00:02:32,490 --> 00:02:35,073 If by chance a gentleman or a lady 13 00:02:35,098 --> 00:02:37,585 they ask for a gentleman that has a car horn... 14 00:02:37,610 --> 00:02:38,990 the lord is me. 15 00:02:39,029 --> 00:02:40,284 Excuse me, I don't understand you. 16 00:02:40,309 --> 00:02:44,371 You see, I have a date with a gentleman or a lady I don't know. 17 00:02:44,690 --> 00:02:46,818 He or she doesn't know me either. 18 00:02:47,610 --> 00:02:51,251 So we have agreed that he or she I would have a car in my hand. 19 00:02:51,293 --> 00:02:54,488 In other words, he would carry a bouquet of flowers. 20 00:02:54,513 --> 00:02:57,247 Yes, and I would carry a horn. 21 00:02:58,685 --> 00:03:02,895 �Have you checked whether the person you are waiting for Is he already in the living room or the reading room? 22 00:03:02,970 --> 00:03:04,972 No, he had not fallen. 23 00:03:05,050 --> 00:03:07,701 I'm going to check it. Thank you. 24 00:03:20,770 --> 00:03:22,793 Good morning, sir. Here is your email. 25 00:03:22,818 --> 00:03:25,418 Give it to Peppino. Let's see this... 26 00:03:27,627 --> 00:03:29,056 For the engineer. 27 00:03:30,130 --> 00:03:31,973 - Bring me a Martini. - Flying, sir. 28 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:41,681 Are you Peppino? 29 00:03:41,810 --> 00:03:43,414 My name is Giuseppe. 30 00:03:43,730 --> 00:03:47,212 Excuse me, your boss said "give it to Peppino", so... 31 00:03:47,250 --> 00:03:50,271 For my boss I am Peppino, For others I am Giuseppe... 32 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:53,098 and for you I am Don Giuseppe, is it clear? 33 00:03:53,130 --> 00:03:55,003 Very good, Don Giuseppe. Here is the email. 34 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,761 That's a gun! 35 00:03:56,795 --> 00:03:59,522 No, it's a plane. Have you never seen one? 36 00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:03,756 Hey... If someone calls asking by Count Valli, my boss, 37 00:04:03,925 --> 00:04:07,066 warn the management Let them pass the communication to me. 38 00:04:08,610 --> 00:04:10,772 - And now, enough talk. - It's okay. 39 00:04:13,970 --> 00:04:15,349 Please... 40 00:04:15,374 --> 00:04:18,477 Could you bring me a coffee with milk? very hot? 41 00:04:18,704 --> 00:04:19,884 Right now. 42 00:04:30,396 --> 00:04:33,127 Excuse me, can I have the car parked? 43 00:04:33,152 --> 00:04:34,881 Yes, I won't need it anymore. 44 00:04:36,961 --> 00:04:38,344 I also have a car. 45 00:04:38,890 --> 00:04:40,117 Great. 46 00:04:40,450 --> 00:04:42,100 What model is yours? 47 00:04:42,832 --> 00:04:44,793 - I have an Astura and an Aprilia. - Ah! 48 00:04:45,370 --> 00:04:46,576 Me, a Topolino. 49 00:04:46,974 --> 00:04:49,044 Good car, not too bulky. 50 00:04:49,227 --> 00:04:51,373 I won it in the raffle of the "dopolavro". 51 00:04:51,398 --> 00:04:53,716 Second prize. The first was a 1500. 52 00:04:54,490 --> 00:04:57,334 It would have been better, but I'm not complaining. 53 00:04:57,890 --> 00:05:00,973 Now, on vacation, I can go to the Riviera... 54 00:05:01,090 --> 00:05:04,139 - Sanremo, Portofino, Viareggio. - In Topolino? 55 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:06,858 - Is it impossible? - Why? 56 00:05:09,890 --> 00:05:12,257 Why do you carry that horn? 57 00:05:13,592 --> 00:05:15,733 It is a sign of recognition. 58 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,981 I wait for the person who is going to accompany me on the trip. 59 00:05:19,130 --> 00:05:20,382 A lady? 60 00:05:20,770 --> 00:05:21,771 I don't know. 61 00:05:21,850 --> 00:05:22,851 Don't you know? 62 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:23,891 No, I don't know. 63 00:05:24,130 --> 00:05:26,132 I only know that his initials are L.C. 64 00:05:26,890 --> 00:05:29,973 I put the car and L.C. puts tires and fuel. 65 00:05:30,050 --> 00:05:32,451 - It seems fair to me. - Very fair... 66 00:05:32,770 --> 00:05:35,250 I put this ad in the newspaper... 67 00:05:36,450 --> 00:05:37,651 Here it is. 68 00:05:39,059 --> 00:05:43,467 "Car owner looking for willing person accompany you Riviera during vacations, 69 00:05:43,532 --> 00:05:45,301 contributing with fuel and tires. 70 00:05:45,326 --> 00:05:48,777 Write Aroldo Bianchi, accountant Southern Manufacturing Consortium." 71 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:51,637 - And have they answered you? - By return mail. 72 00:05:51,996 --> 00:05:53,763 This morning. I have the answer here. 73 00:05:54,918 --> 00:05:56,246 If you don't mind... 74 00:05:57,970 --> 00:05:59,862 I had it here. I had it... Ah! 75 00:06:01,490 --> 00:06:02,491 Here it is. 76 00:06:17,890 --> 00:06:20,131 Go to that gentleman with a horn in your hand? 77 00:06:20,458 --> 00:06:21,571 Yes, miss. 78 00:06:21,596 --> 00:06:23,590 - Tell him to come here. - It's okay. 79 00:06:23,890 --> 00:06:26,814 - "At five o'clock at the Hotel Commercio, L.C." - Today. 80 00:06:26,890 --> 00:06:28,460 A lady is waiting for you. 81 00:06:28,570 --> 00:06:29,776 - Me? - Yes, sir. 82 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:31,215 - Excuse me. - Forward. 83 00:06:33,176 --> 00:06:35,178 - Have you asked about me? - Yes. 84 00:06:35,457 --> 00:06:36,982 Don't you guess who I am? 85 00:06:37,450 --> 00:06:39,817 - No, the truth is that no... - I have written to him. 86 00:06:39,890 --> 00:06:41,733 - Me? - That's my letter. 87 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:46,967 Ah, it's you L.C., the lady of fuel and tires. 88 00:06:47,053 --> 00:06:49,063 Well... Delighted. 89 00:06:49,770 --> 00:06:51,818 Are you Aroldo Bianchi? 90 00:06:51,866 --> 00:06:54,710 Yes, Aroldo Bianchi in person. 91 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:58,259 - My name is Liliana Casali. - Sure, L.C. by Liliana Casali. 92 00:06:58,330 --> 00:06:59,616 It's a real pleasure. 93 00:07:00,881 --> 00:07:03,122 - You are an employee, right? - Yes. 94 00:07:03,210 --> 00:07:06,896 Employee... at the Consortium Southern Manufacturing. 95 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:08,451 Come with me. 96 00:07:14,130 --> 00:07:15,780 This wait is exasperating. 97 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:19,260 - Waiter! A lime tree. - Marching! 98 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:21,942 So you have twenty days on vacation. 99 00:07:21,967 --> 00:07:23,520 - Yes, and you? - Also. 100 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:26,651 How much can you spend on this little trip? 101 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:29,132 I don't know... It depends. And you? 102 00:07:29,330 --> 00:07:32,573 I sixty liras a day. I have saved twelve hundred lire. 103 00:07:32,690 --> 00:07:34,977 It has to be enough for food, accommodation and fuel. 104 00:07:35,410 --> 00:07:37,060 And you, how much have you saved? 105 00:07:37,130 --> 00:07:39,132 - Me? Nothing. - Nothing? 106 00:07:39,312 --> 00:07:42,259 Little, very little. I can have two thousand lire. 107 00:07:42,526 --> 00:07:44,557 Two thousand lire! And does it seem little to you? 108 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,138 We have three thousand two hundred lire. 109 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:49,901 More than enough to make a magnificent trip. 110 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:51,701 What plans do you have? 111 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:54,945 None. I leave the initiative to you. Where do you want to go? 112 00:07:54,970 --> 00:07:57,701 Anywhere... whenever it is near the sea. 113 00:07:57,770 --> 00:07:59,906 Then it won't be difficult to organize ourselves. 114 00:07:59,931 --> 00:08:01,804 - Look how much sea... - Yes. 115 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:04,454 We could go to Genoa, the entire Riviera. 116 00:08:04,479 --> 00:08:06,560 We go back and go the amalfi coast... 117 00:08:06,585 --> 00:08:09,208 Naples... Sorrento, Positano, Amalfi. 118 00:08:09,317 --> 00:08:11,332 Then you cross the Sila and we crossed to Sicily. 119 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:13,208 - Are you interested in Sicily? - It must be wonderful. 120 00:08:13,233 --> 00:08:14,595 It is, it is. 121 00:08:14,650 --> 00:08:17,654 Then, the Adriatic... Pescara, R�mini, R�vena, Venice. 122 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:19,104 Venice! 123 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:22,188 - But no, it's not possible. - Why? 124 00:08:22,213 --> 00:08:26,055 Go on a trip like this, with a man she barely knows... 125 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:27,131 How come I don't know him? 126 00:08:27,384 --> 00:08:31,173 He doesn't know my name or what I do. He doesn't know anything about me. 127 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,051 Who says that! 128 00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:44,484 Aroldo Bianchi, accountant of the Southern Manufacturing Consortium. 129 00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:47,781 He is single, teetotal and has presbyopia. 130 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,081 Do I also have presbyopia? 131 00:08:51,778 --> 00:08:54,258 Excuse me, miss, How did you find out about all those things? 132 00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:55,820 I have made inquiries. 133 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:58,856 As you can see, I am more prudent than bold. 134 00:08:58,881 --> 00:09:01,661 I have a cousin who works in his office. 135 00:09:01,794 --> 00:09:04,100 Magnificent! A full-fledged investigation. 136 00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:06,584 And what else has your cousin told you about me? 137 00:09:06,690 --> 00:09:08,772 He told me something else, but I can't tell it to you. 138 00:09:09,117 --> 00:09:10,531 Count, count. 139 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:13,278 No, it's too indiscreet. 140 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,067 I'm interested. Count, count. 141 00:09:15,810 --> 00:09:18,416 Don't insist, because I swear I'm not going to tell you. 142 00:09:19,410 --> 00:09:21,492 But if you are so interested in knowing... 143 00:09:22,130 --> 00:09:24,656 You told me that you are in love of the director's daughter. 144 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:25,891 - Me? - Yes. 145 00:09:26,952 --> 00:09:28,464 But she doesn't pay attention to him. 146 00:09:29,650 --> 00:09:30,919 Well... 147 00:09:31,850 --> 00:09:34,421 - Do you pay attention to him? - I can't tell you. 148 00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:36,579 Ask your cousin. 149 00:09:37,684 --> 00:09:41,093 Well, but you know a lot of things of me and I, on the other hand, don't... 150 00:09:41,130 --> 00:09:42,461 I'll tell you in a heartbeat. 151 00:09:42,570 --> 00:09:45,187 My name is Liliana Casali, also single. 152 00:09:45,212 --> 00:09:47,634 I am abstemious, but I don't have presbyopia. 153 00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:51,174 I work at the Do-Re-Mi, Radios, Gramophones and Records. 154 00:09:55,031 --> 00:09:57,273 -What's wrong?! -Who...? Ah! 155 00:09:58,330 --> 00:10:00,458 Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose. 156 00:10:01,995 --> 00:10:04,333 Here are my savings... two thousand lire. 157 00:10:04,712 --> 00:10:06,854 Wait a moment... Yes, two thousand. 158 00:10:07,026 --> 00:10:08,167 I entrust them to you. 159 00:10:08,329 --> 00:10:11,305 I put them with my savings. It's all our capital. 160 00:10:11,330 --> 00:10:13,651 Don't even think about losing it. It would be our ruin. 161 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:17,254 When can we leave? I start my vacation tomorrow. 162 00:10:17,589 --> 00:10:20,144 Let's not waste a minute. We can leave tomorrow. 163 00:10:20,169 --> 00:10:22,130 - Are you ready? - Very clever. 164 00:10:23,745 --> 00:10:26,785 - Aren't you going to leave me standing? - I have given him all my assets. 165 00:10:26,810 --> 00:10:28,050 Yes, it's true. 166 00:10:28,516 --> 00:10:31,609 - Where are we? - I don't know... At home, if you want. 167 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:34,053 - At my place. Via Roma, 10. - At what time? 168 00:10:34,130 --> 00:10:35,131 At three, do you think? 169 00:10:35,410 --> 00:10:36,865 I'll stop by there at two. 170 00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:38,463 And I'll be ready at one. 171 00:10:38,690 --> 00:10:40,692 Then we will leave at noon. 172 00:10:43,262 --> 00:10:44,705 Where is Miss Liliana? 173 00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:46,043 I've already told you ten times... 174 00:10:46,091 --> 00:10:48,384 The manager has given her permission to go out for a moment. 175 00:10:48,410 --> 00:10:50,167 The manager cannot give permissions. 176 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:53,308 I am the manager of the department and he should have asked my permission. 177 00:10:53,398 --> 00:10:55,503 - Mr. Montero! - The manager calls you. 178 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:56,965 I don't give a damn about the manager! 179 00:10:57,810 --> 00:10:59,325 There it is. 180 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:04,332 Mr. Montero! Where has Montero gone? 181 00:11:05,370 --> 00:11:08,453 A beautiful march, lady. We'll put it on right now. 182 00:11:08,690 --> 00:11:09,924 Mr. Montero! 183 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:11,541 Mr. Montero! 184 00:11:11,890 --> 00:11:13,733 A little patience, please. 185 00:11:13,929 --> 00:11:16,851 Locate Montero for me. The lady is waiting. 186 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:18,109 Right now. 187 00:11:18,134 --> 00:11:20,158 A little patience. The teacher is coming. 188 00:11:20,183 --> 00:11:21,315 It's okay. 189 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,487 Mr. Montero! 190 00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:27,094 - Mr. Montero! - Here I am. 191 00:11:27,132 --> 00:11:29,425 Where had he gone? The manager is looking for you. 192 00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:32,025 I don't give a damn about the manager. Where have you been, Liliana? 193 00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:33,968 I had things to do. What does it matter to you! 194 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:37,077 You're going to drive me crazy. I'm sure it was a love date. 195 00:11:37,102 --> 00:11:38,744 Confess it. Confess it! 196 00:11:38,769 --> 00:11:41,500 What are you doing, Montero? I've been looking for him for an hour. 197 00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:44,136 - Are you deaf? - I'm going right now. 198 00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:47,972 Come on, Let the lady hear this score. 199 00:11:48,464 --> 00:11:50,230 Over here. What does it do? 200 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,256 What do you do? 201 00:11:57,850 --> 00:12:00,501 Love, I am exhausted with love. How much joy is in my heart! 202 00:12:00,610 --> 00:12:02,214 Poor Alvaro suffers from love. 203 00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:04,379 - He's very nice. - Really? 204 00:12:04,404 --> 00:12:05,778 The fatal day will come, the fatal day will come. 205 00:12:06,207 --> 00:12:08,209 It will be, it will be a hellish love. 206 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,917 Strong, strong, I will hold you in my arms... 207 00:12:11,512 --> 00:12:13,918 Everything is already organized. We leave tomorrow at three. 208 00:12:13,943 --> 00:12:15,583 How lucky! 209 00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:18,962 It's going to be a wonderful trip. I'm crazy with joy! 210 00:12:19,423 --> 00:12:21,617 The fatal day will arrive. 211 00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:24,052 �And what will become of Alvaro? 212 00:12:24,690 --> 00:12:27,343 Very good, I like it. I buy it. 213 00:12:27,976 --> 00:12:29,051 Here you go. 214 00:12:32,688 --> 00:12:35,425 Tell me the name of your lover. I will kill him with my own hands. 215 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,665 Don't bother me. He has no right over me. 216 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,274 He is neither my husband nor my fiancé. 217 00:12:39,299 --> 00:12:42,189 - But it could be. - What I was missing! 218 00:12:42,322 --> 00:12:45,849 How cruel and evil you are! He doesn't feel the slightest pity for me. 219 00:12:45,970 --> 00:12:47,893 Be careful, the director is watching us. 220 00:12:48,775 --> 00:12:51,360 Liliana, tell me when I can see her, talk to you... 221 00:12:51,690 --> 00:12:54,421 - I have so many things to tell you! - Tomorrow. 222 00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:55,972 - Really? - Yes. 223 00:12:55,997 --> 00:12:58,699 - Where? - At three thirty, in front of my house. 224 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,385 - Couldn't it be sooner? - Not a minute before! 225 00:13:01,410 --> 00:13:04,141 It's okay, it will be there. 226 00:13:05,890 --> 00:13:07,119 Goodbye, Liliana. 227 00:13:09,816 --> 00:13:11,043 - Peppino... - Sir? 228 00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:13,332 - Prepare your luggage immediately. - Yes we arrived yesterday. 229 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:14,996 Yesterday we arrived and tomorrow I'm leaving. 230 00:13:15,021 --> 00:13:17,052 - Where? - I don't know. 231 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:20,413 - You don't know? - It doesn't matter. I leave tomorrow at three. 232 00:13:20,450 --> 00:13:21,781 You, no. 233 00:13:21,850 --> 00:13:23,739 What suitcases should I prepare for you? 234 00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:27,232 The little one You put a suit, two shirts... 235 00:13:27,334 --> 00:13:29,225 a pair of ties, a pair of shoes... 236 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,397 - So it's a short trip. - Twenty days! 237 00:13:31,422 --> 00:13:33,945 �Twenty days with two shirts, two ties and a pair of shoes? 238 00:13:33,970 --> 00:13:35,865 Yes, I'm a poor devil. 239 00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:37,702 - Since when? - They told me today. 240 00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:39,944 Single, teetotal and presbyopic. 241 00:13:39,969 --> 00:13:42,969 - By the way, get me some glasses. - What kind of glasses? 242 00:13:43,001 --> 00:13:44,491 It doesn't matter... Some glasses. 243 00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:47,371 If you want to take advantage of mine. They are for myopia. 244 00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:49,540 Perfect, anything will do... Oh! 245 00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:52,461 You don't see anything. 246 00:13:52,619 --> 00:13:54,994 And what do I do during his absence, sir? 247 00:13:55,564 --> 00:13:56,658 Whatever you want. 248 00:13:56,931 --> 00:13:58,899 You still have vacation left. Take them today. 249 00:13:58,924 --> 00:14:00,715 Go find your wife and you take a little trip. 250 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,025 - Thank you. - By the way... 251 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,284 Don't even think about going where I go. 252 00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:07,095 - But I don't know where he's going. - It's true. 253 00:14:07,336 --> 00:14:09,749 A trip that promised so much... 254 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,257 �This L.C. He's an idiot! 255 00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:16,409 �He writes to me, he gives me an appointment, he makes me wait three hours and no show! 256 00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:18,697 - It would have been a joke. - Damn grace! 257 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,977 Why don't you go alone? 258 00:14:21,042 --> 00:14:24,588 I have no tires or fuel and without tires or fuel... 259 00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:26,275 you can't. 260 00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:29,458 I took my basket to the attic. 261 00:14:29,490 --> 00:14:32,653 How sad! How melancholy! What a shame! 262 00:14:34,401 --> 00:14:37,246 I'm going to the garage to see my car. 263 00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:39,773 My car! My Topolino! 264 00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:41,818 My Topolino, Rosalia! 265 00:14:42,599 --> 00:14:45,000 If you saw how precious my Topolino... 266 00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:48,459 Take out Mr. Bianchi's car. 267 00:14:48,803 --> 00:14:50,922 It's a wonderful car! 268 00:14:50,947 --> 00:14:52,790 A good car, without a doubt. 269 00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:53,891 You are an expert. 270 00:14:54,683 --> 00:14:56,128 How colorful! 271 00:14:57,013 --> 00:14:59,105 - Can I ride? - Of course! 272 00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:00,131 Thank you. 273 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:01,900 - Shall we fill it for you? -The what? 274 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:04,843 - The deposit. If he's going to leave... - No, leave it empty. 275 00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:07,656 Very good... Mr. Bianchi, they are calling you on the phone! 276 00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:08,865 I'm coming! 277 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,709 Say? Say! 278 00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:15,051 Yes, it's me. 279 00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:18,260 Mr. Bianchi, Three thousand lire have arrived for you. 280 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:19,975 Yes, for you. 281 00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:21,859 From a certain L.C. 282 00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:24,974 He sends you this money as compensation. 283 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:29,558 No, it's not a joke. I have them here, in my hand. 284 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:30,705 Look... 285 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,973 Rosalia! Rosalia, are you serious? 286 00:15:34,490 --> 00:15:35,980 Hold them very tight. 287 00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:39,253 Cheers! We're leaving, we're leaving! 288 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:41,806 I have three thousand lire! With three thousand liras, we're leaving! 289 00:15:41,869 --> 00:15:44,103 Fill the tank, Rosalia. No, no, no... 290 00:15:44,713 --> 00:15:46,771 Put gas in it! 291 00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:50,193 Rosalia, close the doors and pack my luggage again. 292 00:15:50,218 --> 00:15:52,874 I'm going right now. Cheers! 293 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:57,495 What time is it? 294 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,283 I already told you, miss... There are five minutes left until three. 295 00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:02,982 My God! What if he doesn't come? 296 00:16:03,007 --> 00:16:05,616 Why, miss? It's not time yet. 297 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,993 Tell me? Right now. 298 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,653 Doña Rosetta, her husband on the phone. 299 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,227 One moment, please. 300 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,892 Say? Ah, is that you, Peppe? 301 00:16:16,970 --> 00:16:18,377 What has happened? 302 00:16:18,402 --> 00:16:21,970 Prepare your things, darling. I'll pick you up in two hours. 303 00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:23,859 �Great! Now I go. 304 00:16:24,313 --> 00:16:26,657 Oh no, it's not possible. It's Friday. 305 00:16:26,970 --> 00:16:29,621 You can't go on a trip on a Friday. Also, today is the 13th. 306 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:34,337 All three! 307 00:16:34,610 --> 00:16:37,261 Do you see it? He hasn't come. 308 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:42,633 There it is, there it is! 309 00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:47,574 - Good morning. - Good morning. 310 00:16:47,650 --> 00:16:49,334 - Have I been punctual? - Very punctual. 311 00:16:50,314 --> 00:16:52,369 This is the car that has won in the raffle? 312 00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:54,694 Yes. I've been pretty lucky, haven't I? 313 00:16:54,719 --> 00:16:56,089 It's beautiful! 314 00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:57,791 - Shall we go? - Yes. 315 00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:05,620 The tires, as we are. 316 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:07,499 -And where do we put them? - Back. 317 00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:10,575 Put your luggage there. I take care of this. 318 00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:13,193 Did he leave at three? 319 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,910 He made an appointment for me at three thirty. With premeditation! 320 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,902 I'll pay... I kill her and I kill him. 321 00:17:17,927 --> 00:17:20,793 - Who has he gone with? - With a certain... Mr. Bianchi. 322 00:17:21,330 --> 00:17:22,661 With a Mr. Bianchi? 323 00:17:23,121 --> 00:17:25,403 Have you gone with Mr. Bianchi? 324 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:27,410 Thank you. 325 00:17:28,570 --> 00:17:31,619 Ba-ba-ba... Be-be-de... Bi-bi-bi... 326 00:17:33,234 --> 00:17:35,043 Bianchi... 327 00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,814 Bianchi, Bianchi... 328 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,700 "Bianchi, accountant." Here. 329 00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:42,585 Let's see, where are we going? 330 00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:46,315 - Leave it to me. You don't see well. - Oh, yes, I have the glasses. 331 00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:51,072 You better look at it. 332 00:17:51,162 --> 00:17:53,130 There are two roads here... 333 00:17:53,319 --> 00:17:55,171 One goes to the right and another to the left. 334 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,668 Which one do we choose? 335 00:17:56,850 --> 00:17:59,979 Let's do something... If it comes up tails, to the left. 336 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:04,055 - Face. - Good! 337 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,059 - Are you Aroldo Bianchi? - Yes. 338 00:18:13,934 --> 00:18:15,345 I finally find him! 339 00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:16,815 - Where have you hidden it? - To whom? 340 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:20,213 - To Liliana! To my Liliana! - Liliana? 341 00:18:20,574 --> 00:18:22,902 You know perfectly well who he is. Dry it immediately. 342 00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:27,058 I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know any Liliana. 343 00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,934 So you don't know her, huh? Now we will see it. 344 00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:31,021 No! 345 00:18:31,046 --> 00:18:33,120 Enough! What manners! 346 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,105 One! So you don't know her, huh? Two! 347 00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:37,625 - You don't know her, huh? - My bag! 348 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,653 - You don't know her? - My basket! 349 00:18:39,678 --> 00:18:40,724 Now you will see! 350 00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:49,501 Faster, faster! 351 00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:51,971 You have to be cautious. The surface may be slippery. 352 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,560 It doesn't matter. He promised me that we would reach her. 353 00:18:54,585 --> 00:18:57,456 I haven't promised him anything. You forced me to take you. 354 00:18:57,481 --> 00:18:59,870 "You don't realize that he has betrayed us both? 355 00:18:59,895 --> 00:19:01,449 And what do I care! 356 00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:03,129 Stop! Stop! 357 00:19:03,154 --> 00:19:05,765 - We took the wrong road! - Come on... 358 00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:15,304 What a beautiful landscape! 359 00:19:16,103 --> 00:19:17,707 It would be nicer... 360 00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:21,283 if it weren't for the poles of the electric current, of the telegraph... 361 00:19:21,730 --> 00:19:22,970 by the railway. 362 00:19:23,181 --> 00:19:26,133 How nice it must be to travel when there were not all these things! 363 00:19:26,189 --> 00:19:29,891 Now, travel by stagecoach. Those endless trips... 364 00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:54,614 �How nice to travel, my cousin! 365 00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:58,092 There is nothing more charming, believe me, 366 00:19:58,690 --> 00:20:03,252 Under the radiant sun. 367 00:20:04,846 --> 00:20:07,134 My car is safer 368 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,283 If a beautiful creature goes to my side. 369 00:20:11,522 --> 00:20:14,128 The air sneaks through your petticoat 370 00:20:14,153 --> 00:20:16,880 And the wind passes and whispers to me 371 00:20:16,905 --> 00:20:18,182 Who knows what. 372 00:20:18,658 --> 00:20:21,353 The whip cracks 373 00:20:21,498 --> 00:20:25,901 And we continue forward without ceasing. 374 00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:29,373 The bells tinkle under the sky. 375 00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:32,944 Her sweet mouth 376 00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:37,053 She smiles at me fresher than a rose. 377 00:20:44,532 --> 00:20:47,373 Handsome coachman, quicken his pace, 378 00:20:47,398 --> 00:20:50,591 Don't let this beautiful dream end. 379 00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:55,959 Take me even further. 380 00:20:57,541 --> 00:21:00,254 Far, very far, 381 00:21:00,435 --> 00:21:03,999 Taking my hand in yours. 382 00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:06,894 The car runs between rivers and forests. 383 00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:08,214 You take me on adventure. 384 00:21:08,239 --> 00:21:10,814 You smile at me and I trust you. 385 00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:14,338 The whip cracks 386 00:21:14,410 --> 00:21:18,699 And we continue forward without ceasing. 387 00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:22,552 The bells tinkle under the sky. 388 00:21:22,654 --> 00:21:28,604 The lady smiles at you, abstracted and dreamy. 389 00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:32,861 No matter how hard the road is, she is happy. 390 00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:36,881 If you don't reach your destination, who knows? 391 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:43,571 The path to you will be happier. 392 00:21:44,851 --> 00:21:47,523 The whip cracks. 393 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:52,259 Remember to bring your hat 394 00:21:52,330 --> 00:21:56,494 And so the path will be lighter. 395 00:22:14,610 --> 00:22:16,897 - "The Good Vintner." - Sounds good, huh? 396 00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:19,974 Yes, the friendly peasant hospitality. 397 00:22:20,410 --> 00:22:23,732 Get out of here, drunks! 398 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,131 Go ahead if you don't want me to open your head! 399 00:22:26,225 --> 00:22:30,585 You get drunk, you get into a fight and no one pays the bill! 400 00:22:30,719 --> 00:22:32,552 Long! Long! 401 00:22:33,638 --> 00:22:35,950 Excuse me, Are you "the good vintner"? 402 00:22:35,975 --> 00:22:37,658 Yes, who do you want it to be! 403 00:22:37,742 --> 00:22:39,058 What an idiotic question! 404 00:22:39,135 --> 00:22:42,264 - What do they want? - We had the intention of eating something. 405 00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:44,321 Then you are welcome. Forward. 406 00:22:44,346 --> 00:22:45,485 Come on. 407 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,669 Sit here. 408 00:22:56,890 --> 00:22:58,096 What do you want to eat? 409 00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:00,252 I don't know... I have an appetite. 410 00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:02,569 "Roasted pigeon... ten lire." 411 00:23:03,297 --> 00:23:05,379 - No. - So do you want a steak? 412 00:23:05,731 --> 00:23:07,444 - No. - Sauteed kidneys? 413 00:23:07,884 --> 00:23:09,763 Calluses? Cod? 414 00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:13,134 Can you make us an omelet? 415 00:23:13,411 --> 00:23:15,172 - Like an omelet? - Omelet? 416 00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,779 - Yes. - Cheese or ham? 417 00:23:18,890 --> 00:23:21,461 - Onion. - Onion! 418 00:23:21,690 --> 00:23:22,976 It's healthier... 419 00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:24,581 and cheaper. 420 00:23:26,410 --> 00:23:29,220 - And about drinking? - Tap water. 421 00:23:29,810 --> 00:23:31,680 I don't drink and you are teetotal... 422 00:23:31,835 --> 00:23:33,627 Oh yes, I'm a teetotaler. 423 00:23:36,150 --> 00:23:37,973 A tortilla and a bottle of water. 424 00:23:38,304 --> 00:23:40,068 And then they go by car! 425 00:23:40,783 --> 00:23:43,225 You are an idiot! I could have filled the tank, couldn't I? 426 00:23:43,391 --> 00:23:47,047 I had decided not to spend more than ten liras a day in fuel. 427 00:23:47,569 --> 00:23:48,717 Stop! 428 00:23:48,890 --> 00:23:50,255 Stop, stop, stop! 429 00:23:50,461 --> 00:23:53,868 - Don't you have some gasoline? - Gasoline? Don't you see that I'm riding a bicycle? 430 00:23:53,963 --> 00:23:56,648 Wow, we'll have to push! 431 00:23:56,730 --> 00:23:59,101 - Well... - Come on. 432 00:24:22,050 --> 00:24:25,133 -How sweet this music is! - Very sweet! 433 00:24:26,730 --> 00:24:28,971 Are you going to sleep here? 434 00:24:29,210 --> 00:24:30,735 -Yes? - If possible. 435 00:24:30,810 --> 00:24:34,895 I can offer you a room with a bed marriage, very comfortable for two. 436 00:24:34,970 --> 00:24:37,621 - A bed? - It would be cheaper. 437 00:24:38,130 --> 00:24:39,780 The truth is that we are not married. 438 00:24:39,850 --> 00:24:41,261 Then they will prefer two beds. 439 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,000 No, two rooms. 440 00:24:47,490 --> 00:24:48,572 Giulia! 441 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,146 Giulia! 442 00:24:52,330 --> 00:24:53,331 What's wrong? 443 00:24:53,490 --> 00:24:56,460 - The gentlemen have not married yet. - And what do I care! 444 00:24:56,690 --> 00:24:59,455 They can't sleep together. 445 00:24:59,490 --> 00:25:02,460 What a party! Let's prepare another room! 446 00:25:02,590 --> 00:25:04,171 Everything so that one works twice. 447 00:25:04,408 --> 00:25:06,536 These in the city are rarer! 448 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,212 Be careful! It's going to get it wet and dirty. 449 00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:11,212 Quick! We have to get back to the chase. 450 00:25:11,237 --> 00:25:13,245 Chase... I am hungry and sleepy. 451 00:25:13,717 --> 00:25:14,865 I'm going to bed. 452 00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:16,282 Is there no hotel in this town? 453 00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:18,305 Yes, the Hotel Vittoria, at the end of the street. 454 00:25:18,330 --> 00:25:20,472 - Perfect! - To a hotel? I don't want to sleep. 455 00:25:20,497 --> 00:25:22,968 I want to continue all night behind that infamous! 456 00:25:22,993 --> 00:25:24,733 I'm going to sleep. I'm exhausted! 457 00:25:24,810 --> 00:25:27,495 - Miserable worm, do you refuse to take me? - Yes, I refuse. 458 00:25:27,555 --> 00:25:30,001 Then I'll go with you to sleep. Come on. 459 00:25:30,315 --> 00:25:32,208 - Let's go to sleep! - My Topolino! 460 00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:34,202 Cheers! 461 00:25:40,210 --> 00:25:42,099 This is your room, miss. 462 00:25:42,130 --> 00:25:43,256 Very well thank you. 463 00:25:44,130 --> 00:25:45,780 - Good night. - Good night. 464 00:25:46,130 --> 00:25:48,098 Satisfied with your first day of travel? 465 00:25:48,275 --> 00:25:49,905 Very satisfied, and you? 466 00:25:50,326 --> 00:25:52,131 - Also. - Good night. 467 00:25:53,050 --> 00:25:54,688 Excuse me, miss... 468 00:25:58,370 --> 00:26:01,579 Will the rest of the trip be the same? 469 00:26:02,890 --> 00:26:04,902 No, tomorrow eggs with salad. 470 00:26:05,036 --> 00:26:07,124 The taste is in the variety. 471 00:26:07,991 --> 00:26:09,561 - Good night. - Good night. 472 00:26:13,511 --> 00:26:15,578 No, not here. I have seen a humpback. 473 00:26:15,603 --> 00:26:17,796 Don't bother me with the hunchbacks now. 474 00:26:21,029 --> 00:26:22,517 Unload your suitcases, please. 475 00:26:22,963 --> 00:26:25,853 Excuse me, Has a certain Aroldo Bianchi arrived? 476 00:26:25,878 --> 00:26:27,469 Yes, it arrived half an hour ago. 477 00:26:27,810 --> 00:26:31,116 Load your suitcases again! Sorry, it will be again. 478 00:26:33,810 --> 00:26:35,255 Let's go to another hotel. 479 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,526 - Have you seen a humpback? - Yes, I have seen it. 480 00:26:40,130 --> 00:26:41,973 Wretched me! 481 00:26:42,410 --> 00:26:44,412 I'm going to go crazy with anger and rage! 482 00:26:44,450 --> 00:26:47,260 �Be betrayed like this� for that infamous heartless! 483 00:26:47,498 --> 00:26:50,665 And you are sleeping so peacefully! Doesn't he see my crying and my despair? 484 00:26:50,690 --> 00:26:52,865 Cry, but leave me alone. I'm sleepy. 485 00:26:52,890 --> 00:26:55,814 He's sleepy, he's sleepy... What he doesn't have is heart. 486 00:26:55,839 --> 00:26:58,271 You should feel for me A little commiseration, right? 487 00:26:58,296 --> 00:27:00,007 Not even a word of comfort? 488 00:27:00,032 --> 00:27:02,311 - What do you want me to say? - Be good, come with me. 489 00:27:02,336 --> 00:27:04,446 Come on, get up. Get up for a moment. 490 00:27:04,471 --> 00:27:07,081 I need to talk to someone. 491 00:27:07,114 --> 00:27:08,878 Come on, be good. 492 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,806 I am going to tell you my long and cruel story. 493 00:27:13,130 --> 00:27:14,700 Tomorrow he tells me everything. 494 00:27:14,751 --> 00:27:16,454 No, no, right now. 495 00:27:16,496 --> 00:27:18,160 - I need it. - Tomorrow... 496 00:27:18,214 --> 00:27:22,278 You see, I met her one spring morning... 497 00:27:46,610 --> 00:27:49,056 - Is she still awake? - Yes, I can't sleep. 498 00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:51,387 It will be because of the excitement of the trip... 499 00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:53,814 And this air is so different! 500 00:27:54,450 --> 00:27:56,418 Of course, between the crickets and the frogs... 501 00:27:56,802 --> 00:27:58,237 How poetic! 502 00:27:58,888 --> 00:28:00,739 Yes, yes, very poetic. 503 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,257 The night is so suggestive! 504 00:28:03,659 --> 00:28:05,214 Yes, very suggestive. 505 00:28:05,330 --> 00:28:08,986 Also, I don't know... Everything is nice. 506 00:28:09,570 --> 00:28:13,097 I think even men They are better here, in the countryside. 507 00:28:13,172 --> 00:28:15,805 Animal! Idiot! You have butter hands! 508 00:28:15,890 --> 00:28:19,099 It's the fourth plate you've broken! Be more careful! 509 00:28:19,970 --> 00:28:21,699 Even more annoying! 510 00:28:24,410 --> 00:28:27,183 Good night, good man. We wanted an op�para dinner. 511 00:28:27,285 --> 00:28:30,293 Trout, chicken, wine... And a good room for tonight. 512 00:28:30,490 --> 00:28:31,776 We spare no expense. 513 00:28:32,050 --> 00:28:34,899 - Then come in. - That it is not upholstered in green. 514 00:28:34,924 --> 00:28:37,119 - Why? - Because green is bad luck. 515 00:28:37,144 --> 00:28:40,377 Calm down, lady, that are not upholstered in any color. 516 00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:42,256 One moment. 517 00:28:43,450 --> 00:28:45,657 Giulia, can we give them the corner bedroom? 518 00:28:45,730 --> 00:28:47,619 How? There are the silkworms. 519 00:28:47,770 --> 00:28:49,865 What an idea! Put the worms in the rooms... 520 00:28:49,890 --> 00:28:51,813 They are posh customers. 521 00:28:51,890 --> 00:28:54,416 They pay well. I can't kick them out. 522 00:28:55,330 --> 00:28:58,891 Your fault, for having given them two rooms to those unfortunates. 523 00:28:58,970 --> 00:29:01,257 You are right. I'll fix it now. 524 00:29:11,721 --> 00:29:13,025 One moment. 525 00:29:21,850 --> 00:29:23,151 Just a moment. 526 00:29:29,370 --> 00:29:32,636 See, young man... I need this room. 527 00:29:33,534 --> 00:29:34,611 How do you say? 528 00:29:34,636 --> 00:29:37,660 I can't waste a double room in one person. 529 00:29:37,890 --> 00:29:39,380 But I'm already here. 530 00:29:39,553 --> 00:29:41,760 Please, I have two bell clients. 531 00:29:42,755 --> 00:29:45,091 I will give you a room which is wonderful. 532 00:30:51,690 --> 00:30:52,691 I'm coming! 533 00:31:04,970 --> 00:31:07,606 How can you think of blocking the way like that! 534 00:31:07,731 --> 00:31:09,251 - Idiot! - Jump. 535 00:31:10,330 --> 00:31:11,556 Clown! 536 00:31:31,016 --> 00:31:32,763 -Who is that? - Excuse me... 537 00:31:33,513 --> 00:31:34,872 Thank you, thank you. 538 00:31:34,897 --> 00:31:36,800 - What do you want, gentleman? - A room. 539 00:31:36,825 --> 00:31:39,092 - I'm sorry, but it's complete. - Not for me. 540 00:31:39,117 --> 00:31:41,984 - All rooms are occupied. - For me... 541 00:31:42,016 --> 00:31:45,385 I repeat that all the rooms They are busy, even without a bathroom. 542 00:31:45,952 --> 00:31:48,974 - I'm not going to take a bath. - I'm telling you that everything is busy! 543 00:31:49,882 --> 00:31:52,835 - I didn't want to take a bath. - Go away, sir. 544 00:31:52,929 --> 00:31:55,020 "Go away" to Aroldo Bianchi? 545 00:31:55,045 --> 00:31:56,451 Ah, Aroldo Bianchi? 546 00:31:57,225 --> 00:31:59,998 Is the gentleman Aroldo Bianchi? The gentleman is Aroldo Bianchi! 547 00:32:00,217 --> 00:32:03,619 - The gentleman is Aroldo Bianchi. - Is the gentleman Aroldo Bianchi? Pardiez! 548 00:32:05,450 --> 00:32:07,345 We were waiting for you, Mr. Bianchi. Everything is ready. 549 00:32:07,370 --> 00:32:08,792 We have reserved 120 for you. 550 00:32:08,817 --> 00:32:11,210 A magnificent room! If you want to see it... 551 00:32:11,235 --> 00:32:12,715 I mean, do they have a room? 552 00:32:13,063 --> 00:32:15,196 - Where is my luggage? - We've taken it upstairs. 553 00:32:15,221 --> 00:32:16,647 Ah, because there is a famous thief... 554 00:32:16,672 --> 00:32:18,674 - A thief? - I assure you. 555 00:32:18,699 --> 00:32:20,108 Come on. 556 00:32:25,810 --> 00:32:27,892 Excuse me for a moment. I'll be back right now. 557 00:32:37,850 --> 00:32:40,057 - What...? - It was a small mistake. 558 00:32:40,130 --> 00:32:42,132 - A mistake? - Excuse me. 559 00:32:43,450 --> 00:32:46,499 - Are you not satisfied? - No, it's very good. 560 00:32:46,890 --> 00:32:50,212 But for a modest accountant A more modest room would be better. 561 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:51,251 One moment. 562 00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:57,852 Mr. Bianchi needs a room smaller for your accountant. 563 00:32:57,890 --> 00:32:59,575 No, wait a moment! 564 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,185 - Give him 300, on the fourth floor. - Let me talk... 565 00:33:02,998 --> 00:33:04,065 What did he say? 566 00:33:04,199 --> 00:33:06,884 - You're making a mistake. - Okay, I'm coming down. 567 00:33:07,401 --> 00:33:09,865 - Your wishes will be attended to immediately. - But... 568 00:33:13,810 --> 00:33:16,859 What people! They don't let you speak. 569 00:33:17,183 --> 00:33:19,596 I don't understand why your boss, who is a count and is called Valli, 570 00:33:19,621 --> 00:33:21,821 wants to pose as an accountant and be called Bianchi. 571 00:33:21,846 --> 00:33:25,195 I don't understand it either, but it doesn't matter. They are orders and they must be followed. 572 00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:26,768 So am I still a countess? 573 00:33:26,793 --> 00:33:29,797 Yes, my dear, you are a countess and we stayed in this hotel. 574 00:33:29,890 --> 00:33:32,257 - And do we have to pay for it? - Of course not! 575 00:33:32,374 --> 00:33:35,782 Don't try to understand it and she's still a countess, huh. 576 00:33:35,810 --> 00:33:37,130 There it is. 577 00:33:40,090 --> 00:33:42,078 Welcome! How did it take so long? 578 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:44,419 I already know the landscape by heart. 579 00:33:44,450 --> 00:33:47,499 Every year we make this trip with our "fifty horses". 580 00:33:47,705 --> 00:33:50,580 My husband, the count, He feels great sympathy for these places. 581 00:33:52,690 --> 00:33:54,215 - Be careful! - What's wrong? 582 00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:56,209 - Don't step on the stripes. - Why? 583 00:33:56,243 --> 00:33:58,333 - It brings bad luck. -Rosetta! 584 00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:00,294 All silk! 585 00:34:02,810 --> 00:34:04,733 How much will this room cost! 586 00:34:06,663 --> 00:34:08,313 What a strange pot holder! 587 00:34:11,273 --> 00:34:13,405 - It's beautiful! - Pretty, huh? 588 00:34:15,210 --> 00:34:17,025 Here she will be like a queen. 589 00:34:32,251 --> 00:34:33,665 It's like a dream! 590 00:34:34,048 --> 00:34:37,211 - It's wonderful! - The problem is that I had not anticipated it. 591 00:34:37,259 --> 00:34:40,720 No problem. I have an evening dress. 592 00:34:41,384 --> 00:34:43,705 - Really? - Yes, I sewed it myself. 593 00:34:43,730 --> 00:34:46,800 It's been almost a year, but I haven't had opportunity to wear it. 594 00:34:46,856 --> 00:34:48,665 - Do you want to see it? - Let's see it. 595 00:34:48,690 --> 00:34:50,167 Wait a moment. 596 00:34:52,472 --> 00:34:54,106 Don't look, huh. 597 00:35:09,089 --> 00:35:10,573 "Thursday. 598 00:35:10,932 --> 00:35:13,925 I have met my travel companion. He seems very nice to me. 599 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:17,413 Maybe, when I know him better... We'll see." 600 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,896 "Friday. We're already on the road. I'm crazy with joy. 601 00:35:20,970 --> 00:35:23,337 "My partner is very nice." 602 00:35:24,850 --> 00:35:27,820 "Saturday. We spent a night charming in a romantic little hotel. 603 00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:30,422 Everyone thinks we're a couple on a honeymoon trip. 604 00:35:30,570 --> 00:35:32,064 What nonsense! 605 00:35:32,370 --> 00:35:33,701 But it would be nice." 606 00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:37,562 Beautiful! 607 00:35:37,624 --> 00:35:39,861 Tonight you will be the most elegant. 608 00:35:39,886 --> 00:35:42,244 It's a little four-quarter dress. 609 00:35:42,269 --> 00:35:44,698 But you have to leave me make a little crazy expense. 610 00:35:44,890 --> 00:35:47,052 - What expense? - Some gardenias. 611 00:35:47,570 --> 00:35:49,698 Well, for once we'll spend like crazy. 612 00:35:50,450 --> 00:35:52,100 Will you have a tailcoat? 613 00:35:52,613 --> 00:35:54,971 No... I have never had. 614 00:35:55,681 --> 00:35:57,212 What a shame! 615 00:35:57,330 --> 00:35:59,977 It doesn't matter. I won't be wearing an evening dress either. 616 00:36:00,002 --> 00:36:01,860 We will have dinner in a small restaurant. 617 00:36:02,039 --> 00:36:04,389 No, I can't allow that he sacrifices himself for me. 618 00:36:04,462 --> 00:36:06,819 It is no sacrifice. Another opportunity will arise. 619 00:36:06,844 --> 00:36:09,841 No way. Do you know what I'm going to do? I'll ask to borrow it from a waiter. 620 00:36:09,866 --> 00:36:11,465 - A waiter? - There are a lot. 621 00:36:11,490 --> 00:36:14,460 Someone must wear my same size. Wait for me. 622 00:36:14,730 --> 00:36:16,028 See you later. 623 00:36:16,968 --> 00:36:18,585 - Is everything okay, Mr. Count? - Fabulous! 624 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:20,772 Now, get me a tailcoat. 625 00:36:20,797 --> 00:36:23,821 - Shirt, tie, shoes and more. - Yes, sir. 626 00:36:23,846 --> 00:36:25,775 And send her some gardenias to Miss Liliana. 627 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,745 - In his name? - No, in yours! Go. 628 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,069 Right now, sir. 629 00:36:31,570 --> 00:36:35,306 - La Casali, did you come with a man? - Half an hour ago. They went up to the room. 630 00:36:36,811 --> 00:36:37,959 Finally! 631 00:36:40,478 --> 00:36:42,962 Hey, where are you going? He left me half shaved! 632 00:36:42,987 --> 00:36:44,899 - I'll be right back. - No way! 633 00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:46,415 I finished shaving. 634 00:36:46,458 --> 00:36:48,557 Come here! What indecency! 635 00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:50,650 �He has never seen a hairdresser more clueless! 636 00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:53,267 I finished shaving. I don't plan to return to this hotel! 637 00:36:57,410 --> 00:36:59,253 - But, is this my room? - Yes, sir. 638 00:37:00,370 --> 00:37:01,549 It would be good! 639 00:37:02,890 --> 00:37:05,132 Miss, please, Put me with Don Giuseppe... 640 00:37:05,157 --> 00:37:07,363 No, I meant with Count Valli. 641 00:37:09,490 --> 00:37:10,855 Cucumber... 642 00:37:11,256 --> 00:37:13,498 What a crappy room have you reserved me? 643 00:37:13,730 --> 00:37:16,973 One of the best? But if this is a hole in which I can't even move. 644 00:37:17,450 --> 00:37:19,774 Make it so they give me a decent room. 645 00:37:19,799 --> 00:37:21,604 Oh, and remember the tailcoat. 646 00:37:22,810 --> 00:37:24,239 Have you already sent it? Very good. 647 00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:28,395 I have to hide my capital, with all those adventurers around here. 648 00:37:28,537 --> 00:37:30,578 Just in case... Where do I put it? 649 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:33,900 Where could I hide it? Where do I put it? 650 00:37:35,970 --> 00:37:37,436 In my safe. 651 00:37:39,976 --> 00:37:41,158 Go ahead! 652 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,002 - For you, sir. - Huh? 653 00:37:45,469 --> 00:37:47,883 -And who sends it? - Count Valli, with his greetings. 654 00:37:47,921 --> 00:37:49,847 Thank you... I don't know him. 655 00:37:49,919 --> 00:37:51,185 A tailcoat! 656 00:37:51,210 --> 00:37:53,451 How beautiful! And it has a silk lining. 657 00:37:53,570 --> 00:37:55,732 I have never worn a suit with silk lining. 658 00:37:55,967 --> 00:37:57,371 I try it on! 659 00:37:57,450 --> 00:38:00,135 I put it on, I put it on, I endorse it. 660 00:38:00,490 --> 00:38:03,653 I had said to reserve a good room for Mr. Aroldo Bianchi. 661 00:38:03,678 --> 00:38:05,646 We have given you the best in the hotel, sir. 662 00:38:05,770 --> 00:38:07,506 Well, he wants a bigger one. 663 00:38:07,531 --> 00:38:09,538 It's okay, we will give you the Imperial Bedroom. 664 00:38:09,610 --> 00:38:12,853 Notify the secretary to accompany Mr. Bianchi to the Imperial Bedroom. 665 00:38:12,890 --> 00:38:15,211 I am sure that Mr. Bianchi you will be satisfied. 666 00:38:18,570 --> 00:38:20,291 Who is it? Come in! 667 00:38:21,544 --> 00:38:25,034 Excuse me, Mr. Bianchi. There has been an error. This is not your room. 668 00:38:25,059 --> 00:38:28,901 - It seemed like it to me. - If you accompany me, we will carry your luggage. 669 00:38:28,970 --> 00:38:30,355 Thank you. 670 00:38:31,359 --> 00:38:33,361 My cushion! My pillow! 671 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:35,862 My headrest. 672 00:38:41,130 --> 00:38:42,973 Hey? Count Valli! 673 00:38:45,210 --> 00:38:46,409 Hey? 674 00:38:46,610 --> 00:38:48,800 - Who am I talking to? - With Countess Valli. 675 00:38:48,970 --> 00:38:50,460 What Countess Valli! 676 00:38:50,570 --> 00:38:52,140 It's me, your husband's boss. 677 00:38:52,210 --> 00:38:53,814 Where has Peppino gone? 678 00:38:54,159 --> 00:38:55,682 I don't know where it is. 679 00:38:55,810 --> 00:38:58,734 What doesn't he know? I told him to send me a tailcoat! 680 00:39:00,559 --> 00:39:03,888 Or are they all crazy... or they have taken me for Greta Garbo. 681 00:39:04,364 --> 00:39:05,434 Come in! 682 00:39:05,459 --> 00:39:08,395 They will come to tell me that they have made a mistake again. 683 00:39:08,690 --> 00:39:10,897 - Another one? - Count Valli sent it to you. 684 00:39:12,370 --> 00:39:14,816 This Count Valli is committed in giving me tails. 685 00:39:14,967 --> 00:39:17,487 But... How precious! 686 00:39:17,850 --> 00:39:19,420 This one also has a silk lining. 687 00:39:22,576 --> 00:39:23,625 Peppino! 688 00:39:23,650 --> 00:39:25,235 Are you dazed or what? 689 00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:27,088 - I have already done everything, Mr. Count. -The what? 690 00:39:27,113 --> 00:39:30,130 I have reserved the best room for you of the hotel, the Imperial Bedroom. 691 00:39:30,155 --> 00:39:31,305 And the tailcoat? 692 00:39:31,330 --> 00:39:33,981 I have sent it to the Imperial Bedroom. Number 112. 693 00:39:34,006 --> 00:39:35,028 Good. 694 00:39:35,053 --> 00:39:37,634 Now you go up and you and your wife dress elegantly. 695 00:39:37,659 --> 00:39:39,118 - We'll have dinner together. - It's an honor. 696 00:39:39,143 --> 00:39:40,549 Come on, hurry up. 697 00:39:50,410 --> 00:39:54,256 "The management is not responsible of theft or loss of valuables." 698 00:39:54,810 --> 00:39:56,812 About theft or loss of valuables! 699 00:40:00,399 --> 00:40:01,775 The cushion! The cushion! 700 00:40:02,090 --> 00:40:03,216 Where is the cushion? 701 00:40:16,004 --> 00:40:17,637 The canopy! The canopy! 702 00:40:47,770 --> 00:40:48,771 The thief... 703 00:40:49,050 --> 00:40:50,051 The thief 704 00:40:55,250 --> 00:40:56,251 The thief 705 00:41:07,411 --> 00:41:08,633 And come back! 706 00:42:12,570 --> 00:42:14,459 -Look who's here! -Who are you? 707 00:42:14,928 --> 00:42:17,150 Don't you remember? The one with the horn. 708 00:42:17,175 --> 00:42:18,904 Ah! And what are you doing here? 709 00:42:18,946 --> 00:42:20,705 A little pleasure trip. 710 00:42:20,730 --> 00:42:23,973 In the canopy? How did you get to this hotel? 711 00:42:24,770 --> 00:42:27,137 - What do I have to do? - Disappear. Vanish. 712 00:42:27,162 --> 00:42:29,025 - Why? - I can't explain it to you. 713 00:42:29,050 --> 00:42:31,154 If you leave immediately, I will give you three thousand lire. 714 00:42:42,570 --> 00:42:44,220 So, perfect. 715 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:47,094 - Have the three thousand liras. - Thank you. And my thousand. 716 00:42:47,130 --> 00:42:49,861 - And now, go away. - No, my luggage. 717 00:42:50,032 --> 00:42:51,644 - Where do you have it? - Under the bed. 718 00:42:51,669 --> 00:42:54,872 I hide it under the bed. There is a very dangerous thief around here. 719 00:42:55,330 --> 00:42:57,332 Bianchi, who has won a car in a raffle. 720 00:42:57,410 --> 00:42:58,775 That's me. 721 00:42:58,850 --> 00:43:00,531 Have you also won a raffle? 722 00:43:00,570 --> 00:43:03,141 How about that too? I'm the only one who has won the raffle. 723 00:43:03,210 --> 00:43:05,861 I am the only accountant. I am Aroldo Bianchi! 724 00:43:06,130 --> 00:43:08,781 - So, with which I...? - With which you... 725 00:43:09,090 --> 00:43:11,696 Miss, call you on the phone Mr. Aroldo Bianchi. 726 00:43:11,770 --> 00:43:13,214 This one is good! Me? 727 00:43:13,249 --> 00:43:15,861 In the meantime, stay with my friends. Very good. 728 00:43:16,770 --> 00:43:17,888 I have spoken with him. 729 00:43:17,913 --> 00:43:19,394 - With me? - With Aroldo Bianchi. 730 00:43:19,419 --> 00:43:21,762 It is impossible that he spoke with Aroldo Bianchi. 731 00:43:21,787 --> 00:43:23,945 - I'm here! - This is all very strange. 732 00:43:23,970 --> 00:43:26,290 So there are two Aroldos Bianchi, the two accountants 733 00:43:26,315 --> 00:43:28,079 and they both have won a car in a raffle. 734 00:43:28,130 --> 00:43:29,211 Impossible! 735 00:43:30,159 --> 00:43:32,495 - One of the two is an imposter. - Obviously. 736 00:43:32,841 --> 00:43:34,647 Are you sure you are the authentic one? 737 00:43:35,610 --> 00:43:37,339 I don't know... Wait a moment. 738 00:43:42,050 --> 00:43:45,421 Yes, "Aroldo Bianchi, son of Beniamino and Luisa Cervelli" is me. 739 00:43:45,446 --> 00:43:46,796 Here is my photo. 740 00:43:46,821 --> 00:43:48,955 - Well, I know it's you. - The same one you dress and wear. 741 00:43:49,090 --> 00:43:50,366 - There it is! -Who? 742 00:43:50,391 --> 00:43:52,075 Him! Come with me. 743 00:43:53,970 --> 00:43:55,460 - Where is it, where? - Ah. 744 00:43:58,207 --> 00:44:00,474 - I know him. - Do you know him? 745 00:44:00,499 --> 00:44:03,737 Yes, a moment ago he gave me three thousand lire for me to leave. 746 00:44:03,762 --> 00:44:06,281 - Really? - I understand now. He wanted to get rid of me. 747 00:44:06,306 --> 00:44:07,905 What shamelessness! What a scoundrel! 748 00:44:07,930 --> 00:44:09,992 He will unmask him before everyone. 749 00:44:10,210 --> 00:44:12,895 - Prepare the bill for me, please. - Are you leaving us now, Mr. Bianchi? 750 00:44:12,970 --> 00:44:14,779 Yes, let them take out my luggage. 751 00:44:14,970 --> 00:44:18,372 - Where is the garage? - Down the back staircase to the right. 752 00:44:18,397 --> 00:44:19,451 Thank you. 753 00:44:20,526 --> 00:44:22,210 Ah, my friend! 754 00:44:22,235 --> 00:44:25,098 - I finally find him! - Friend, after the car thing? 755 00:44:25,123 --> 00:44:26,859 Forget about that and come with me. 756 00:44:26,890 --> 00:44:28,635 - What is he dressed in? - As a hairdresser. 757 00:44:28,660 --> 00:44:31,074 - Like this? - This is not about a hairdresser, but about a musician. 758 00:44:31,099 --> 00:44:33,957 I have given three hundred lire to a musician to leave me his position. 759 00:44:34,106 --> 00:44:35,981 Do you know? I've seen it happen. 760 00:44:36,050 --> 00:44:38,377 - Now he's in the living room. -Who? 761 00:44:38,736 --> 00:44:41,706 Her! That divine and diabolical woman. 762 00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:44,599 Now I go in there, I kill her, I killed him, I killed everyone. 763 00:44:44,624 --> 00:44:46,844 Kill whoever you want. I have to go to the garage. 764 00:44:46,996 --> 00:44:49,476 No, come with me. Look at her! 765 00:44:49,810 --> 00:44:52,620 See that fat, bald guy? 766 00:44:52,890 --> 00:44:54,421 - It's her. - Her? 767 00:44:54,890 --> 00:44:57,894 No, she's not him. She is behind him. 768 00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:21,630 - Shall we dance, dear? - I'm eating the lobster. 769 00:45:21,655 --> 00:45:23,625 Then you eat the lobster. Now let's dance. 770 00:45:23,650 --> 00:45:24,890 Too bad! 771 00:45:34,043 --> 00:45:35,905 He is a thief, an adventurer. 772 00:45:35,930 --> 00:45:38,825 He has taken my wife away from me and to you, the name. It must be reported. 773 00:45:38,850 --> 00:45:42,332 - We must report it! - Tell the police. I keep watch. 774 00:45:42,402 --> 00:45:44,908 We have to warn that poor girl that he is with a thief. 775 00:45:44,937 --> 00:45:46,764 What are you doing here? His place is in the orchestra. 776 00:45:46,789 --> 00:45:48,671 - Come play. - Yes, sir. 777 00:45:48,764 --> 00:45:50,471 Oh, cruel destiny! 778 00:45:50,820 --> 00:45:53,114 Look at it... Serene while I cry. 779 00:45:53,610 --> 00:45:55,499 She dances and I play. 780 00:45:55,770 --> 00:45:57,499 Poor my tormented soul! 781 00:45:57,610 --> 00:46:00,454 But the day of revenge will come. Yes, revenge! 782 00:46:00,490 --> 00:46:01,696 Tremendous revenge! 783 00:46:03,370 --> 00:46:06,738 For a few moments, we can make ourselves the illusion of being rich, we too. 784 00:46:07,210 --> 00:46:09,019 Tomorrow we will return to what we were. 785 00:46:09,044 --> 00:46:11,159 You, a shop assistant, and I, a poor employee. 786 00:46:11,250 --> 00:46:12,979 Yes, a poor employee! 787 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,861 How long ago What is in the Southern Consortium? 788 00:46:15,890 --> 00:46:16,956 Five years. 789 00:46:16,981 --> 00:46:19,576 Five years? And are you comfortable? 790 00:46:20,890 --> 00:46:22,004 Well... 791 00:46:22,337 --> 00:46:25,819 I don't earn much, but, between bonuses and extra pay, 792 00:46:25,882 --> 00:46:28,203 I have the means to live modestly. 793 00:46:28,810 --> 00:46:31,322 Ah, you have the means... Very good. 794 00:46:33,464 --> 00:46:34,813 You are a liar. 795 00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:36,838 Why? 796 00:46:37,090 --> 00:46:40,094 Because everything he has told me is a lie. 797 00:46:40,610 --> 00:46:42,135 You are not Aroldo Bianchi. 798 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,810 - Oh, right? - No. 799 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,642 - Are you sure? - Very safe. 800 00:46:46,991 --> 00:46:50,173 Who are you and why have you deceived me? 801 00:46:51,259 --> 00:46:53,626 Come on, don't make that ugly face. 802 00:46:54,130 --> 00:46:55,425 I will explain everything to you. 803 00:46:55,450 --> 00:46:57,482 - Miss... - For me? 804 00:47:10,364 --> 00:47:11,705 "Be careful! 805 00:47:11,730 --> 00:47:14,565 �The man who is with you may be 806 00:47:14,590 --> 00:47:17,488 the dangerous adventurer who the police are looking for!" 807 00:47:19,839 --> 00:47:21,090 Who writes to you? 808 00:47:21,892 --> 00:47:25,419 - It's none of your business. - It concerns me while he is with me. 809 00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:27,083 - Give me that letter. - No. 810 00:47:27,194 --> 00:47:28,772 I tell him to give it to me. 811 00:47:28,970 --> 00:47:30,173 It's okay. 812 00:47:43,890 --> 00:47:45,415 They have good informants. 813 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,524 So, it's true! 814 00:47:48,026 --> 00:47:49,707 It is no longer useless to deny it. 815 00:47:50,263 --> 00:47:51,840 I advise you to remain silent. 816 00:47:52,250 --> 00:47:54,412 �Woe to you if you try to betray me! 817 00:47:55,257 --> 00:47:57,624 Be careful! Appear calm. 818 00:47:57,690 --> 00:47:58,896 Speak to me kindly. 819 00:48:01,692 --> 00:48:03,421 Do you see it? They have already taken the lobster. 820 00:48:04,490 --> 00:48:07,742 If you saw what wonderful jewels there is in the window in the hall... 821 00:48:07,767 --> 00:48:11,055 It's natural, the best houses They exhibit here in season. 822 00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:12,580 Jewelry? 823 00:48:13,050 --> 00:48:14,859 If you'll excuse me... Now I'm back. 824 00:48:15,250 --> 00:48:16,979 - Do not move. Wait for me here. - But I... 825 00:48:17,050 --> 00:48:19,496 Obey or woe to you! 826 00:48:22,915 --> 00:48:24,599 Master, can I go out for a moment? 827 00:48:24,624 --> 00:48:25,785 Wait for the break. 828 00:48:25,810 --> 00:48:28,620 - Only five minutes. - No, we'll start again now. 829 00:48:28,645 --> 00:48:29,958 - Oh, yes? - No! 830 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:42,945 Hey? 831 00:48:42,970 --> 00:48:44,859 Listen, commissioner... 832 00:48:45,038 --> 00:48:48,013 I assure you that the famous adventurer What you are looking for is in this hotel. 833 00:48:48,370 --> 00:48:50,150 Yes, I have seen it with my own eyes. 834 00:48:50,610 --> 00:48:53,216 No... What does it matter what my name is! 835 00:48:53,250 --> 00:48:55,821 You have to stop him, not me. 836 00:48:56,650 --> 00:48:59,666 Send many agents. Many, many, many, yes. 837 00:49:03,865 --> 00:49:06,193 - Do we dance too? - No, thank you, I don't feel like it. 838 00:49:06,218 --> 00:49:07,448 Let's dance. 839 00:49:13,801 --> 00:49:15,724 Have you seen how he forced her to dance? 840 00:49:15,749 --> 00:49:18,404 Rosetta, mind your business. 841 00:49:26,250 --> 00:49:28,856 Why are you so scared? 842 00:49:29,210 --> 00:49:31,451 Have you never danced with a thief? 843 00:49:32,043 --> 00:49:34,223 - Street, street. - Don't be afraid. 844 00:49:34,970 --> 00:49:38,321 I have no intention of hurting you. Come on, a smile. 845 00:49:40,870 --> 00:49:44,189 With that face, everyone will think who is afraid of me. 846 00:49:55,130 --> 00:49:57,451 - Open your right hand, please. - For what? 847 00:49:57,890 --> 00:50:00,734 Now you will know. Come on, open your hand. 848 00:50:05,626 --> 00:50:08,232 - What is it? - Don't you see it? A ring. 849 00:50:08,723 --> 00:50:10,225 Where did you get it from? 850 00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:12,498 Don't worry. It was a bit of a shock. 851 00:50:12,570 --> 00:50:15,619 The count was right. What wonderful jewels there are in the jewelry store! 852 00:50:15,690 --> 00:50:18,455 If you want, Then I bring her a pearl necklace. 853 00:50:18,490 --> 00:50:20,812 - No, I don't want anything. - Quiet! 854 00:50:20,890 --> 00:50:23,575 Don't move your hand. The jeweler is looking at us. 855 00:50:24,804 --> 00:50:27,671 Do you see that man who smokes so calmly? 856 00:50:28,130 --> 00:50:29,351 Poor thing! 857 00:50:29,810 --> 00:50:31,213 If I knew... 858 00:50:32,890 --> 00:50:34,935 Take your ring. I don't want it. 859 00:50:35,224 --> 00:50:36,997 Why? It suits you fantastically. 860 00:50:37,130 --> 00:50:39,451 If not, I will return it to the jeweler myself. 861 00:50:39,650 --> 00:50:40,754 No. 862 00:50:41,048 --> 00:50:42,520 Never that. 863 00:50:43,650 --> 00:50:44,850 Too bad! 864 00:50:45,527 --> 00:50:46,701 Let me. 865 00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:48,704 Let me please. 866 00:51:02,274 --> 00:51:04,329 - Where are you going, miss? - Leave me! 867 00:51:04,354 --> 00:51:07,182 I'm going to run away from this hotel, of this city. 868 00:51:07,207 --> 00:51:08,623 I want to go home. 869 00:51:08,648 --> 00:51:10,893 You are right, But I have already notified the police. 870 00:51:10,918 --> 00:51:13,461 Soon they will surround the hotel and they will stop him. 871 00:51:13,589 --> 00:51:14,931 - Really? - Yes. 872 00:51:14,956 --> 00:51:16,898 �If you want to run away, there is no time to waste! 873 00:51:16,923 --> 00:51:18,173 My car is ready. 874 00:51:18,198 --> 00:51:21,134 You pay for fuel and tires and I take her wherever I want. 875 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:23,821 Let's go. I can't take it anymore! 876 00:51:24,494 --> 00:51:27,096 Hurry. I wait for her. 877 00:51:46,970 --> 00:51:48,734 Exhaust. Get to safety. 878 00:51:48,970 --> 00:51:50,460 They are going to stop him. 879 00:51:50,686 --> 00:51:51,873 Oh, yes? 880 00:51:51,898 --> 00:51:55,266 Yes, there is no time to waste. They will soon surround the hotel. 881 00:51:55,370 --> 00:51:56,612 Stay safe! 882 00:51:56,770 --> 00:51:59,097 And you? You, what will you do? 883 00:51:59,369 --> 00:52:01,642 I... Oh, I... 884 00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:09,332 They have told us what is here a suspicious individual. 885 00:52:09,357 --> 00:52:11,585 It's probably the adventurer that we are looking for. 886 00:52:11,610 --> 00:52:14,090 I don't know. If you want to talk to the manager... 887 00:52:19,616 --> 00:52:21,425 You haven't seen her go out with me? 888 00:52:21,450 --> 00:52:23,588 - Surely not. - Let's hope he doesn't follow us. 889 00:52:23,613 --> 00:52:24,970 Bundle up, it's cold. 890 00:52:25,059 --> 00:52:26,865 - Come back. - Don't stop. 891 00:52:26,890 --> 00:52:29,585 -Whose skin is this? - I stole it from the wardrobe. 892 00:52:29,610 --> 00:52:31,679 This is unacceptable. Get off my Topolino. 893 00:52:31,704 --> 00:52:34,765 Less speeches, if you don't want to Blow your brains out, young man. 894 00:52:34,790 --> 00:52:37,314 You have spied on me. You have notified the police. 895 00:52:37,450 --> 00:52:40,135 Now he will come with me and be my accomplice. It will be the "pasma". 896 00:52:40,250 --> 00:52:42,430 Yes, "amazing." All my life... "Pasma". 897 00:52:46,970 --> 00:52:48,636 -Liliana! - What's wrong? 898 00:52:48,661 --> 00:52:49,968 - Where is he? -Who? 899 00:52:49,993 --> 00:52:53,008 - The girl who was in this room. -He left by car a while ago. 900 00:52:53,090 --> 00:52:54,501 -Yes? - Sure. 901 00:52:55,126 --> 00:52:57,572 Damn, he escaped! 902 00:52:57,650 --> 00:53:00,096 But I will find it. Wow, I'll find it! 903 00:53:01,410 --> 00:53:02,805 Ah it is! It's him! 904 00:53:08,890 --> 00:53:12,451 Excuse me, miss, if this trip turns out less romantic than the one I had planned. 905 00:53:12,490 --> 00:53:15,585 My job forces me from time to time to these hasty escapes. 906 00:53:15,610 --> 00:53:17,089 But it's fun, exciting. 907 00:53:17,136 --> 00:53:19,545 - Hey, I... - Shut up if you don't want to... 908 00:53:19,570 --> 00:53:21,041 Yes, the brains. 909 00:53:22,727 --> 00:53:24,071 Damn! 910 00:53:27,250 --> 00:53:29,218 - Stop! - Come with us. 911 00:53:29,250 --> 00:53:30,912 What do they do? What is this about? 912 00:53:30,937 --> 00:53:33,370 - I haven't done anything. - Walking. 913 00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:40,257 - Turn off the lights. - Then you won't see anything. 914 00:53:40,330 --> 00:53:41,661 I see it. 915 00:53:42,936 --> 00:53:44,110 Go straight. 916 00:53:44,846 --> 00:53:46,018 Slow down. 917 00:53:51,524 --> 00:53:52,625 High. 918 00:53:55,970 --> 00:53:57,893 Come down, young man. You too, miss. 919 00:54:00,608 --> 00:54:02,578 Has never participated in a burglary? 920 00:54:02,603 --> 00:54:04,984 - No never. - Perfect. One more experience. 921 00:54:05,011 --> 00:54:07,568 Come on, young man. You'll see what an interesting experience. 922 00:54:07,723 --> 00:54:10,046 I'm going to hit this town and you will help me. 923 00:54:10,092 --> 00:54:13,671 - And you, naturally, will play the "pasma." - I don't know what it's like to be a cop. 924 00:54:13,696 --> 00:54:17,091 - I don't know what... - Less talk. Open the gate. 925 00:54:17,896 --> 00:54:19,625 Bundle up a little. There is humidity. 926 00:54:19,650 --> 00:54:21,220 Don't worry about me. 927 00:54:21,450 --> 00:54:23,851 - I have never opened a gate. - Get out of the way. 928 00:54:30,699 --> 00:54:31,821 Between. 929 00:54:34,570 --> 00:54:36,857 - A man! - Silence. 930 00:54:36,890 --> 00:54:39,370 -There, behind the bush! - It's a statue. 931 00:54:39,450 --> 00:54:40,815 - A statue? - Forward. 932 00:54:41,516 --> 00:54:43,022 Walking. 933 00:54:43,578 --> 00:54:44,773 Walking. 934 00:54:45,105 --> 00:54:46,654 Come on, hurry! 935 00:54:48,570 --> 00:54:49,571 Forward. 936 00:54:50,341 --> 00:54:53,234 Walk on tiptoe. Let's hope the dogs don't discover us. 937 00:54:53,259 --> 00:54:56,065 -Dogs? I am afraid of dogs. - Silence! 938 00:54:56,090 --> 00:54:58,252 Mr. thief, please, let me go. 939 00:54:58,330 --> 00:55:00,893 If you want I return the three thousand lire. 940 00:55:00,918 --> 00:55:03,975 Ah, he intends to run to warn to the police to arrest me, eh? 941 00:55:04,082 --> 00:55:06,366 No, no... I swear I don't want... 942 00:55:06,391 --> 00:55:08,475 I don't want to call... I don't want to warn anyone. 943 00:55:08,570 --> 00:55:09,820 Quiet there. 944 00:55:13,330 --> 00:55:14,695 There is an open window. 945 00:55:15,130 --> 00:55:16,859 - Jump. - How? 946 00:55:17,026 --> 00:55:19,291 Come on, don't waste your time. 947 00:55:23,650 --> 00:55:27,052 Miss, I'm sorry you have to do stunts, but it is essential. 948 00:55:27,736 --> 00:55:30,420 - Place your foot here. - I'm not going to enter this house. 949 00:55:30,445 --> 00:55:32,691 - Let me go. I want to go. - Please... 950 00:55:32,850 --> 00:55:35,330 - Don't force me to use violence. -If he touches me, I will scream. 951 00:55:35,426 --> 00:55:37,992 - Be careful, dogs! -The dogs? Heavens! 952 00:55:38,017 --> 00:55:39,220 Here they come. 953 00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:48,810 Be silent. 954 00:55:49,210 --> 00:55:51,690 The slightest noise could cause alarm. 955 00:55:56,003 --> 00:55:57,300 Oh! 956 00:55:57,575 --> 00:55:59,722 Don't be afraid, It's a matter of getting used to it. 957 00:56:02,201 --> 00:56:06,225 It is not wise to turn on the light. Unfortunately, I didn't bring the flashlight. 958 00:56:06,347 --> 00:56:09,157 In the rush, I have left myself the tools in the hotel. 959 00:56:09,425 --> 00:56:11,410 Wait! I found it. 960 00:56:17,130 --> 00:56:18,370 Go to the window. 961 00:56:18,650 --> 00:56:19,823 Wow! 962 00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:24,093 And the other one? Where is the other one? 963 00:56:24,798 --> 00:56:26,051 I don't know. 964 00:56:29,490 --> 00:56:30,757 Here I am. 965 00:56:32,570 --> 00:56:33,828 Get off. 966 00:56:37,770 --> 00:56:38,995 Hold this. 967 00:56:39,136 --> 00:56:41,305 -Stay, don't move it. - It's not me. 968 00:56:41,330 --> 00:56:43,280 - It's my hand that shakes. -Aren't you ashamed? 969 00:56:43,305 --> 00:56:45,785 - You won't make a career like that, young man. - It doesn't need to be! 970 00:56:45,810 --> 00:56:47,335 Where do we start? 971 00:56:47,451 --> 00:56:49,630 This money must be valuable. Let's start with this. 972 00:56:56,934 --> 00:56:58,270 There is nothing left here. 973 00:56:58,723 --> 00:57:00,305 Here is what I was looking for! 974 00:57:00,330 --> 00:57:02,492 It is a magnificent collection of jewelry. 975 00:57:02,970 --> 00:57:04,271 Liliana... 976 00:57:04,890 --> 00:57:06,494 Let's see if I can open it. 977 00:57:06,770 --> 00:57:08,659 I have keys for all kinds of locks. 978 00:57:08,967 --> 00:57:11,106 I'm going to try... Shine here, please. 979 00:57:13,512 --> 00:57:14,756 Alum! 980 00:57:19,656 --> 00:57:20,995 A headband... 981 00:57:21,850 --> 00:57:25,696 And a necklace that I wore centuries ago a beautiful woman. 982 00:57:25,721 --> 00:57:26,873 No, I don't want it. 983 00:57:26,898 --> 00:57:29,452 Why? Now you are my accomplice. 984 00:57:29,650 --> 00:57:31,652 At this moment He is helping me commit a robbery. 985 00:57:31,730 --> 00:57:35,132 You hold the candlestick, "He has appropriated all the money... 986 00:57:35,235 --> 00:57:36,406 Me?! 987 00:57:38,370 --> 00:57:41,214 If the police came now, he could not deny his complicity. 988 00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:42,835 I wish the police would come! 989 00:57:43,753 --> 00:57:44,923 Would you like it? 990 00:57:45,104 --> 00:57:47,455 Well, it's very easy. There's a phone there... Call. 991 00:57:47,580 --> 00:57:51,404 -He knows the number. - I don't remember. 992 00:57:51,597 --> 00:57:53,129 It doesn't matter. I, yes. 993 00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:55,059 Come on, miss. 994 00:57:55,130 --> 00:57:57,519 It's 37-1-5-4 995 00:58:00,570 --> 00:58:02,140 Come, call. 996 00:58:03,970 --> 00:58:06,491 Call, miss. Call, call, call. 997 00:58:06,516 --> 00:58:07,885 You, shut up. 998 00:58:09,730 --> 00:58:11,244 What are you waiting for? 999 00:58:11,653 --> 00:58:13,236 Do you want me to score? 1000 00:58:15,490 --> 00:58:16,591 �No! 1001 00:58:18,025 --> 00:58:19,056 No... 1002 00:58:20,234 --> 00:58:21,434 Gracias. 1003 00:58:22,187 --> 00:58:23,444 Come here. 1004 00:58:27,970 --> 00:58:28,971 Hold the light. 1005 00:58:33,650 --> 00:58:36,859 I forgot for a moment that I am an adventurer and you a shop assistant. 1006 00:58:36,890 --> 00:58:38,933 be with me the owner of this house, huh? 1007 00:58:39,011 --> 00:58:41,974 Let's pretend we just got back of our honeymoon. 1008 00:58:42,090 --> 00:58:45,144 These are the jewels he gave her during our courtship... 1009 00:58:45,587 --> 00:58:47,555 and this, the wedding ring. 1010 00:58:47,789 --> 00:58:49,082 - Will you allow me? - No. 1011 00:58:49,107 --> 00:58:50,372 S�, d�jeme. 1012 00:58:51,564 --> 00:58:52,807 It's a fantasy. 1013 00:58:53,250 --> 00:58:55,457 And now, let us take possession of the house. 1014 00:58:56,130 --> 00:58:57,389 Alum, young man. 1015 00:58:57,970 --> 00:59:01,213 We are tired and we are hungry. Isn't it true that we are hungry? 1016 00:59:01,450 --> 00:59:03,578 What will be the dining room door? 1017 00:59:03,770 --> 00:59:05,056 Maybe this is it. 1018 00:59:05,890 --> 00:59:07,075 Go ahead and open it. 1019 00:59:08,349 --> 00:59:09,365 Forward. 1020 00:59:17,730 --> 00:59:19,573 Welcome, Mr. Count. 1021 00:59:22,083 --> 00:59:23,494 Happens. 1022 00:59:26,496 --> 00:59:27,775 Release the lord. 1023 00:59:40,970 --> 00:59:42,381 Come here, young man. 1024 00:59:45,250 --> 00:59:47,378 - Can we serve dinner, Mr. Count? - Yes. 1025 00:59:47,850 --> 00:59:50,057 Or better, no. Can you let me order dinner? 1026 00:59:50,381 --> 00:59:53,498 - Whatever. - Onion omelette... Do you think so? 1027 00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:58,213 For me, without onion because it doesn't feel good to my stomach. 1028 00:59:59,154 --> 01:00:01,411 Sorry, I just can't digest it. 1029 01:00:01,436 --> 01:00:03,033 Two tortillas with onion and one without. 1030 01:00:03,058 --> 01:00:05,257 Last night, by chance, I found this notebook. 1031 01:00:05,711 --> 01:00:07,096 Ah, my diary! 1032 01:00:08,490 --> 01:00:10,458 �Allow me Let me write the last page? 1033 01:00:14,196 --> 01:00:17,167 "He asked for my hand tonight. 1034 01:00:17,192 --> 01:00:19,167 I told him..." 1035 01:00:23,970 --> 01:00:25,859 The last word is missing. You write it. 1036 01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:56,939 END